Sweaty Ass Towel (SAT) isn’t just funny—it’s fully customizable and built to last.

Bar stools, restaurant chairs, golf carts—they all have one thing in common: they leave your butt sticky, sweaty, or covered in weird chair marks. That’s where SAT (Sweaty Ass Towels) comes in.

Each towel is made with high-quality microfiber polyester and printed using sublimation technology. That means your custom design—whether it’s your face, your pet, a favorite quote, or a wild photo—comes out in vibrant, full-color detail that won’t fade, crack, or peel.

✔ Size 16:”x 24″ All over print

✔Prevents sweaty seats & chair marks
✔ Compact & washable – take it anywhere
✔ Fully customizable: upload photos, add text, or pick a design
✔ Perfect for bars, brunch, golf outings & bachelorette parties

✔ 100% customizable: Upload your photo, add text, or create a one-of-a-kind design
✔ Sublimation printing: Deep, permanent colors that stay bright after every wash
✔ Durable & lightweight: Made from strong microfiber, designed for everyday use
✔ Washable & reusable: Easy to clean, built to handle spills, sweat, and nights out
✔ Multi-use: Perfect for bar stools, restaurant chairs, golf carts, bachelorette parties, and outdoor seating

SAT is the towel that saves asses everywhere—fun, functional, and designed to last as long as your stories from the bar.

Be the conversation starter, save your peach 🍑, and sit in style everywhere you go.

Sweaty Ass Towel

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