Custom Seat Towels That Make a Statement

It was a hot sunny day, relaxing at a local bar.  I was sitting on a metal bar stool, and my legs and ass were sweating so bad that there was a puddle forming on the seat.  I reached across the bar for some paper towels to wipe up the puddle. I was not only embarrassed but also grossed out by the mess I was making.  My significant other offered a dirty work towel from his vehicle, which I graciously declined.  I came up with the idea of needing a special towel to sit on while out in the heat.  Not just any towel, it had to be personal.  I came up with the idea to print my significant other’s face on a small towel so I could sit on his face all day.  

My sweaty ass towel comes in handy when sitting on a metal, vinyl, or waffle-designed chair.  It keeps the sweat from pooling and my ass and legs safe from that awful waffle design.